Gaze upon our gorgeous visages and despair. We refrain from posting pseudo-vintage portraits like some Instagram junkie who thinks they are some truly unreal sicknasty skillmeister stuff, because the photos we do have are obviously better, obviously. We’re Professionals here, and Professionals have Standards and must draw the line somewhere.
Ahem. Anyways, Michael found a VHS recorder at a Goodwill located in the Caverns of Chakra guarded by the Dragons of Eternity and after unveiling the treasure, we decided to take pictures with it. To be exact, we were reflected in the VHS screen and the photographer took pictures of our mirrored images. Through clear and tinted lens we appear the same and we appear differently, and I’m sure that there was going to be some deep meaning presented before the end of this sentences, but the person writing this intro forgot and is leaving it as is.
So the lesson of the day is: VHS = funny photos = yes. Therefore, VHS = yes and also funny photos = yes. It’s the Transitive Property of SMW Blogger Photographs. You’ll learn about it in your calculus class. Also, pouring root beer into a square cup just turns it into beer.
The person writing this will shut up now. Behold, our portraits are as follows.